HAZARD FACTORY

Its that time of year again. June 27th at two p.m. corner 1205 south Vale st. at Artopia in Georgetown, we’ll bring the mayhem, you bring the glassy eyed lunatic fringe and a triple tall non-fat mocha with a splash of “Holy shit what the hell were these guys thinking?”. Or, just bring it! Metaphorically and literally. We will have corrupt Judges, bawdy sponsors, BEAutiful 200 pound trophies of which YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!

Literally, you could bring a power tool equipped to fit a foot wide track bordered with upright two by fours, and race for Glory, Fleeting fame, or our seriously unbelievable trophies of which we believe you to be FIRMLY UNWORTHY!

So prove me wrong. Show off your heretofore unacknowledged industrial art improvisationaI assemblage. I dare you to try.

See you on the track!