HAZARD FACTORY

On May eleventh the Discovery Channel finished editing and released “WEAPONIZERS” a three episode Pilot.

I was one of the four hosts of the Pilot and sveral members of hazardfactory, namely Jeremy, Paul, Aaron, Josh and Divide, worked on set for several weeks to make this thing happen.

It was by no means easy, but we made it happen. By now, you have either seen it, or missed out and will have to find it online or maybe rent it from Blockbuster. I am waiting to hear what happens next. We could go to series, in which case I dissappear for a while. Or it does not, in which case I will spend as much time as possible in the pursuit of artsanity. Either way, “things will burn, things will explode, things will happen”

And we will be making them happen your you, dear cyberpeople and peers, and for the adrenaline.

But there is little time and much to be done.

The Powertool Drag Race and Derby will be this JUNE 27th and by god, this time you will be there. You will finally have made that beltsAnder 36gritmissile that you’ve been bragging about since 06. This time its for real!

Not only that, the Sextoy Races, a global first! Will be premiering THE NEXT DAY! Holy k-y Batman! June 28th in front of the Wild Rose, 32 linear feet of PORNFURY! It is to much, it’s too big, it’s too fast you’re not ready and you’re not worthy!

Hhaahhahahaha!